Q: How do you upgrade a Yugo car?

A: Put in an engine.

Q: Why do Yugos have heated rear windows?

A: To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.

Q: How do you make accelerate a Yugo from 0 to 100 km in 10 seconds?

A: Push it off the top of a cliff.

Q. What's the difference between a Yugo and the principal's office?

A. It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's

office.

Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Yugo user's manual?

A: The train & bus schedule.

Q: What is the sport-version of Yugo?

A: The driver wears Nike shoes.

Q: What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill?

A: A miracle.

Q: What do you call two Yugos at the top of a hill?

A: A mirage.

Q: What do you call a Yugo with twin exhausts?

A: A wheelbarrow

Q: How do you double the value of a Yugo?

A: Half fill it with gasoline!

Q: How do you make a Yugo look good?

A: Park it between two Mercedes!

Q: What to you call a Yugo with brakes?

A: Customized.

Q: What do you have to do if your Yugo gets in the way of a swarm of killer

bees?

A: Stop pushing and take refuge into the car.

Q: What is the Yugo owner's most ardent wish?

A: To buy a car.

Q: What do you call a Yugo with a seat belt?

A: A rucksack.

Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster uphill?

A: Throw out the passenger.

Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster downhill?

A: Turn off the engine.

Q: What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire?

A: A write off